Dude tonight was a great night.

I'm stuffed full with chicken salad and slightly drunk as I like,

And even while I'm drunk I still can rhyme,

Though I'm not a poet, so I don't know why's that,

I only want to say "Merry Christmas!"

and go get some shut-eye,

I hope y'all had a good night,

and may tomorrow be a good day,

Because I can certainly say,

that I can't wait to get laid.

(yes that was intentional, I'mma go to sleep rofl)

I'm new! What the hey?! I've never used Newgrounds in my life!